ACHTUNG: Gut Isn’t Tot But That’s OK

The Earth needs nourishment and music.

prettyprophet: List that shit.

• The first boys love release of the Rabbits: Kusai’s Not Enough Sadness in Love. Persona 4! HA.
• Continuing the P4 love, it was TRUE PAIRING TIME. Massive fucking spoilers to those who haven’t beat it yet.
• Randy Rabbits present Sailor Moon dickgirls. Sophistication.
• Full circle: Range Murata’s futuregraph chapter of the formcode artbook.
• We’re doing PSP versions of releases too.
• Rabbits STILL need Yamada Naito raws. Any series. Send them, PLEASE.
• Don’t forget, we’re also recruiting. Translators and cleaners apply!

Lavie Rhap: I’d like to let our readers know that the Rabbits will be taking a brief leave of absence from releases. Exams beckon, after all.

prettyprophet: Chillax kids, when we say brief, it’ll be brief. Especially when we’ve got loose cannons like Funny working behind the scenes.

Lavie Rhap: There’s also certain future prospects that are coming into fruition?

prettyprophet: Oh they already did. More fun coming, trust me on that.

Lavie Rhap: I suppose all we can say now is that…more cleaners are necessary.

prettyprophet: Affirmative yo. CLEANERS. Need them by the fuckload. You got Photoshop? Better yet, a tablet? Join!

Lavie Rhap: It would be very much appreciated.

prettyprophet: So Lavie, what’s the latest movie you’ve watched?

Lavie Rhap: Pardon?

prettyprophet: Look, the question emails dried up, and no one else is around except you, me, and nde. I’m trying to get a slice of life conversation going here.

Lavie Rhap: I watched Let the Right One In.

prettyprophet: Again?

Lavie Rhap: Just bought the DVD.

prettyprophet: Huh.

Lavie Rhap: The subtitles are sorely blunt, however; I’d recommend against buying it. And you, Prophet? What’s been occupying our PR Rabbit?

prettyprophet: All this shit. Papers. And Disgaea 3.

Lavie Rhap: Weren’t you trying to beat Resident Evil 5 with Funny?

prettyprophet: Pft, we did, over the weekend. Now I think him and Ed are going nuts trying to unlock everything. Fucking idiots.

Lavie Rhap: I keep seeing him with that bag.

prettyprophet: Ok, readers, listen to this: Funny, Mr. Broke-Ass, messages everyone like two weeks ago saying he got RE5 early. Technically a bad thing because that made a lot of us ignore work. Anyways, me and nde head over; Ed, Trojan, Bug Prince, they’re already there and they’re playing that shit hardcore. So we sit on his couch to wait our turn and pushed aside all the garbage Funny leaves everywhere. Then I notice a tin RE5 case, a Chris figure, a BSAA badge, a Kijuju necklace, and a fucking bag that says ‘Tricell’. I’m like, “Funny, did you buy the Limited Edition set?” “Hell yes I did!” “…That’s almost $100.” “Naaaah, I used Amazon coupon! $10 off! So only $90!” Ed and me flip on his ass. “THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPENDING $100 ON THIS SHIT? A FUCKING BAG? GET BOOBERELLA TO PRINT THAT. THIS IS WORTH $40? JESUS H. CHRIST.”

“Hey, there’s a blu-ray disc in here too.” says Bug Prince. “Dude, that bag’s pretty sick.” says Trojan. And that deflated my rage into resignation. Ed, on the other hand, just kept muttering curses towards all of them. So that’s the story of the Tricell bag.

Lavie Rhap: No wonder Ed seems to hate it.

prettyprophet: Heh, yeah.

Lavie Rhap: At least Funny’s happy.

prettyprophet: Like that’s something special. Anyways, we really do have some fun things coming up ahead.

Lavie Rhap: That’s not even including releases.

prettyprophet: Ain’t major changes, but it’s going to be good. Hey nde, how’s Idolmaster?

nde: I didn’t like using the guide so I stopped playing.

prettyprophet: Guess I’ll give it a try.

Lavie Rhap: Pat seemed to be doing well with it.

prettyprophet: Yeah, because she’s an expert in Japanese!

Lavie Rhap: I’m sure that there are aspects that are understandable.

prettyprophet: Aspects, maybe. Dialogue? Fuck no. Alright, I think this wraps it up.

Lavie Rhap: Keep an eye on us in the near-future!

prettyprophet: Shouldn’t take that much sloshing of the headworks to figure out when it’s coming.

funny-post-hijack: IDOLMASTER IS ILLIN’. Azusa, you so fine! I named her after LAVIE because that is who she reminds me of and I like to think that is what Lavie would sound like if she sang. Here, HAVE SAMPLE.

Patty-post-hijack: It’s iM@S you usagibaka! I got Missing Moon too, but only for Miki-tan! ~~uaaaaah Miki I want you forever!

funny-post-hijack: Alas! I cannot bear to be in your brilliance; this bunny is unworthy! I shall watch and pine from afar, and dream of that which shall never be!

Patty-post-hijack: No Funbuns! You must pursue your love as I did with Edo.

funny-post-hijack: YOUR WORDS ARE FALSITIES.

prophet-post-hijack-back: I hate you guys.